Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.

This seems oddly familiar. Have we been here before? Must be something I ate. Was that Stephen Curry going for 40 and losing on the road? Weird… like trying to remember a bad dream, it fades too quickly and you're left with nothing but a faint impression of frustration.

38.

How do you track all ten players and assign defensive blame?

Silently zigzag a finger in the air.

39.

What is your place in basketball god karma?

Cry like a baby.

40.

They cannot have an insane hot streak nor a icy cold streak. Who is it?

Show the palm of your hand, and then turn it.

If you still feel distress, please watch this 10 times.