Post game Zen: what if there are no timelines?

OHM damn it

Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.

This seems oddly familiar. Have we been here before? Must be something I ate. Was that Stephen Curry going for 40 and losing on the road? Weird… like trying to remember a bad dream, it fades too quickly and you're left with nothing but a faint impression of frustration.

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38.

How do you track all ten players and assign defensive blame?

Silently zigzag a finger in the air.

39.

What is your place in basketball god karma?

Cry like a baby.

40.

They cannot have an insane hot streak nor a icy cold streak. Who is it?

Show the palm of your hand, and then turn it.

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If you still feel distress, please watch this 10 times.