Post-game memory wipe: the Zen of Basketball, Part 3
Probably not the last game we'll need this for
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Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.
This seems so familiar. Have we been here before? HAVE YOU FLASHY-THINGED ME BEFORE?
10.
Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing to steal.
Ryokan returned and caught him. "You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift."
The thief was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.
Ryoken sat naked. "Poor fellow," he mused, "I wish I could have given him a 30 point lead at halftime like the Warriors."
11.
Buddha said everything has Buddha-nature. Jo Ju said a thirty-point butt-kicking has no Buddha-nature. Which one is correct?
Jo Ju said, “Mu!” What does this mean?
I ask you, does a thirty-point butt-kicking have Buddha-nature?
12.
Question: What is Buddha?
Answer: A thirty-point ass-whupping.
Connor Letourneau
@Con_Chron
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2h
Steve Kerr: "I told our team this morning, 'The playoffs start now.' These next 10 games are the playoffs, in my mind." The goal right now is to get the seven spot.
Players are exhausted so yeah sure let's mess around and not sign bodies already playing to give starters more rest. Makes perfect sense doesn't it?
Anthony Slater
@anthonyVslater
Gary Payton II practiced with the Warriors today but won’t go on the road trip. Steve Kerr said Warriors front office is “exploring options”, including a possible Payton return later in season. But his second 10-day has expired and no immediate plans to sign him.