Post-game memory wipe: the Zen of Basketball, Part 3

Probably not the last game we'll need this for

Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.

This seems so familiar. Have we been here before? HAVE YOU FLASHY-THINGED ME BEFORE?

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Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing to steal.

Ryokan returned and …