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https://x.com/WeaponizedJoy/status/1913385883014947270 Draymond's scouting report of the Grizzlies (parody)

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EyeBlack22's avatar

Desmond Bane looks like a Tae Bo instructor… 😂

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SabWrites's avatar

Only paid subscribers can comment on the preview. Is that an error?

https://dubnationhq.com/p/the-chase-for-five-warriors-begin

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Eric Apricot's avatar

Fixed

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SabWrites's avatar

Thank you!

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Klon's avatar

Denver out here stealing our history:

https://x.com/NBABlackburn/status/1913643956241576377

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NoOneEverGotFired4GuardinSteph's avatar

I heard about that too - so silly given that it hasn't even been two full years since... THEY WON A TITLE. And they have the best player in the world who's already won 3 MVPs.

"We believe" is a slogan for a "David" team in the David v Goliath sense, and they just do not fit that label at all, regardless of the organizational dysfunction they had.

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Focaccia Homer's avatar

The Nuggets believe the Dubs are going to win it. Thank you, Denver!

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Focaccia Homer's avatar

Thank you DNHQ for keeping me off the ledge regarding the Houston Rockets. All the talk about youth, athletic abilities and Amen Thompson (🤮 pardon me) were making my hackles rise. I only have two major concerns really: energy consumption (vets) and firepower (young guns).

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What if JK's DNPs were a coaching strategy? What if this whole thing is a setup? What if he's actually been resting his previous injury and after getting the all clear, playing and practicing with the team behind the scenes to get ready for the playoffs all along? Is this feasible? Could it work? Or am I delusional? Wilson, is that you?

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Chasing Ring5 💍's avatar

That would be pretty Makerrvellian

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Asher B.'s avatar

Wilson is a volleyball. That's all I can tell you right now.

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Focaccia Homer's avatar

That's it! I am delusional.

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WCoastD's avatar

That’s what I’ve been wondering. Like, total fake out? And then, game 3 or so, Kuminga struts out on the floor and shreds. It would be clever but, alas, after reading TK’s tear jerker of an article on the subject (4/17), that idea seems remote.

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Captain Jack's avatar

I'm anxious to see how we'll set the tone for these playoffs tomorrow. I won't overreact to a win or freak out if we lose since Game 1 is eaaaaarly but I just hope we come out with some force

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TwoRingTest's avatar

? game is at 6:30 Pacific, per ESPN

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OGG Gurl's avatar

I think he means early in the series

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TwoRingTest's avatar

doh. Of course.

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DraymondWantsItMore's avatar

Damn just finished watching Lakers Minny game 1 and minny looks legit. I thought I'd rather play them bc I hate the lakers but after this game I'm not sure... either way I refuse to root for the lakers under any circumstances

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Goldarn Staid Worrier's avatar

Minnie had a great game, for sure. But 50% from 3 land? sure, if they can sustain that then the series will be short. I’d rather see them suck from 3 … and still crush the Lakers.

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Asher B.'s avatar

Minnesota is absolutely 100% for real a contender. Lakers look silly next to them

LeBron and Reaves didn't play worse than usual just by luck. Minnesota has a stifling defense. And watching Luka and Reaves play "defense" is always amusing.

So embarrassed that I called Lakers in 6. After one game I'm saying Minnesota in 5. Overreaction? I suppose. I can always overreact again later if necessary.

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Mr Teal's avatar

Obligatory: Recency bias is a helluva drug...

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

I doubt the Wolves will go 50% behind the arc next game. However, game 1 showed how weak the Lakers defense is since they don't have AD anymore. It also showed how flawed the Lakers offense is if the role players outside of Lebron, Luka, and Reaves cannot score.

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belilaugh's avatar

Whoever ends up winning the series is the team we'd want the Warriors to play the least tbh

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Guifus's avatar

I’ve gone from hoping mostly for a Wolves matchup to hoping for seven hard fought and exhausting games.

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JZAlvarado's avatar

Or the most if its a 7 game series

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Captain Jack's avatar

The Wolves are basically an AAU team in the NBA. Ant Man, DDV and Jaden McDaniels are just grown ass kids lol

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Eric Apricot's avatar

My careful analysis of the Wolves - Lakers Game 1: heh heh heh

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Mr.Plow's avatar

Explain One Cackle

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OGG Gurl's avatar

Today I learned that Rick Welts came out of retirement to be the Mavs CEO, where have I been? Also, the east is a complete SNOOZE fest.

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

Welts also said that the Luka for AD trade is similar to the Ellis for Bogut trade the Warriors made over a decade ago.

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OGG Gurl's avatar

Well.... it's similar in that Luka was beloved and got traded AND Bogut and AD are both really tall. Lol.

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stopnpop's avatar

And basically injured upon arrival, I guess?

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AttilaTheHun's avatar

Bogut was already injured before the trade though.

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stopnpop's avatar

Yea, I meant they were already injured upon arrival because AD hurt his groin back in January when he was still with the Lakers.

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

>>>Lakers not named Luka/Bron/Austin scored 7 points after halftime tonight vs Timberwolves

2 of those points were a Vando tip-in after Naz Reid was face down on the baseline

The other 5 came from Dalton Knecht in garbage time<<<

https://bsky.app/profile/lawmurraythenu.bsky.social/post/3ln7ok6c3sk2h

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GlueAndBold's avatar

It would be really fun to beat them, but I think the Wolves are gonna deny us that privilege.

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belilaugh's avatar

Lot of series left. I still remember in 2016 when the Spurs blew the doors off the Thunder in Game 1 and then by Game 6 the Thunder had completely solved them and they didn't look like they belonged on the same court.

Hell, last year the Wolves beat the Nuggets in Denver twice to take a 2-0 series lead (with the second game being a blowout) and it still went 7.

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SabWrites's avatar

We've beaten them.

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g8tgod's avatar

Yeah, but it would be fun to beat them again. Just sayin...

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Captain Jack's avatar

It’s a long series and the Wolves are more than capable of stinking it up too but getting smacked around at home like that in Game 1 is crazy work

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

>>>Blowing the home team out in game 1 is a BIG statement. Will they shoot 21-41 from 3 again? I'll put money they won't. But the Lakers need to figure some things out in a big hurry<<<

https://x.com/bballbreakdown/status/1913790513188376810

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DFiB's avatar

If they’re getting easy drive and kick shots like tonight, they’ll hit more that 40% each game, and that’s gonna be a problem for the Lakers.

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OGG Gurl's avatar

I didn't see the whole game, did the Lakers try to change anything defensively to stop the drive and kick scoring? It seemed like their strategy was hope they start missing.

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Captain Jack's avatar

Luka AND Lebron has got to be Lebron/Kyrie 2016 for them to have a chance since they can’t guard anybody

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OGG Gurl's avatar

Maybe the refs will step in and give them a hand like they did in 2016.

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EyeBlack22's avatar

The way G1 went, they probably need the league to step in and give them a hand like they did in 2016.

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

McDaniels: (+27)

25 points, 11/13 FGs, 3/3 threes

9 rebounds (4 off.), 2 assists, 1 steal, 3 fouls

Reid: (+13)

23 points, 8/12 FGs, 6/9 threes, 1/2 FTs

5 rebounds, 2 assists, 2 blocks

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Asher B.'s avatar

Lakers lose. You hate to see it

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g8tgod's avatar

All I can say is: Go Wolves! A first-round exit for the Lakers would be just desserts.

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dinohealth's avatar

WELL, that was a cakewalk for T-wolves....

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SabWrites's avatar

So we gotta be the change for CA huh. Okay. Challenge accepted.

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