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Post-game memory wipe #10: Playoff Zenitsu

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Post-game memory wipe #10: Playoff Zenitsu

If ever there was a time for Zen

Eric Apricot
May 12, 2022
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Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.

This seems oddly familiar. Have we been here before? Must be something I ate.

If that doesn’t work, listen to this on a loop for 10 minutes.

32.

Nansen said: “With a word of Zen, you save this cat.”

Silence.

So Nansen dunked on the cat so hard that even its kittens were posterized.

33.

Basho said, “If you are dribbling the ball, I will give you a ball. If you are off-ball, I will take away your ball.”

34.

Shuzan showed his nasty inside-out dribble and said, “If you call this an inside-out dribble, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it an inside-out dribble, you ignore the fact. Now, what do you call this?”

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rcknfn
May 12, 2022·edited May 12, 2022

Staring at the zap header gif does help

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belilaugh
May 12, 2022

Warriors are currently -8.5 favorites for Game 6.

Don't let that make you comfortable though, the Warriors were like -10 favorites in Game 4 and -4 favorites in Game 5. And if you didn't catch the game last night, the Warriors did not win by 4 or more. Plus in general I read the Grizzlies are doing very well against the spread when Morant is out, perhaps Vegas hasn't figured out how to value Morant appropriately.

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