Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.

This seems oddly familiar. Have we been here before? Must be something I ate.

If that doesn’t work, listen to this on a loop for 10 minutes.

32.

Nansen said: “With a word of Zen, you save this cat.”

Silence.

So Nansen dunked on the cat so hard that even its kittens were posterized.

33.

Basho said, “If you are dribbling the ball, I will give you a ball. If you are off-ball, I will take away your ball.”

34.

Shuzan showed his nasty inside-out dribble and said, “If you call this an inside-out dribble, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it an inside-out dribble, you ignore the fact. Now, what do you call this?”