Post-game memory wipe #10: Playoff Zenitsu
If ever there was a time for Zen
Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.
This seems oddly familiar. Have we been here before? Must be something I ate.
If that doesn’t work, listen to this on a loop for 10 minutes.
Nansen said: “With a word of Zen, you save this cat.”
So Nansen dunked on the cat so hard that even its kittens were posterized.
Basho said, “If you are dribbling the ball, I will give you a ball. If you are off-ball, I will take away your ball.”
Shuzan showed his nasty inside-out dribble and said, “If you call this an inside-out dribble, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it an inside-out dribble, you ignore the fact. Now, what do you call this?”