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I was sorry for how Barnes' tenure in Golden State ended, but they did not ship him out. As you say, they offered him a great contract at the beginning of the year, and he turned it down. His performance late in that finals sealed his fate.

That said, I've got nothing against the guy. He seems like a genuinely good person. But this time, I hope Wiggins totally outshines him.

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Black Falcon... get ready to meet our Iron Patriot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocYpKpcU-KM

Andrew Wiggins 💦 12 straight 3s (25-for-28) plus post-up moves from Warriors practice b4 Sacramento

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Daniel Hardee

Just watched the Thunder vs Timberwolves on delay.... I don't know if I've seen Anthony Edwards play a good game against anyone other than the Warriors. Also, generally: blech. Is it Saturday yet? Can the varsity play now?

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Sorry - thats DDV - PBJ is below DDV

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Beautiful. My favourite image is the Ty Jerome floater. That’s his game for sure

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deletedApr 15, 2023·edited Apr 15, 2023
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Thanks - did not look like him to me.

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Wolves beat the Thunder 120-95 and will face the Nuggets in the 1st round of the playoffs.

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And get swept

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I guess Austin Rivers isn't going to be in the Wolves playoff rotation.

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Well that sucks :)

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He hasn't been in the rotation for the last month or longer.

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How are these the same teams I watched earlier this week.?

Help me understand.

OKC forgot how to play basketball and the timber puppies suddenly look like they have a clue.

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For context, OKC plays like a #9 seed; these aren't the playoffs, and OKC doesn't play like a playoff team, because OKC wouldn't make the playoffs. They are a feisty, streaky bad team that doesn't know how to win consistently in the NBA, at all. Also, SGA might legitimately have a concussion.

Last game, the Timberwolves were missing two starters, and their coach kept taking KAT out of the game because he, um, didn't want to have KAT out of the game. They aren't good, but they were going to be hard pressed tonight to be as bad as they were against the Lakers....

Either way, 1-8 is going to be a short series featuring stupefyingly bad decision-making and fragile team chemistry.

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Either team would have been fodder for the Nuggets.

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Playoff basketball is a different sport than regular season basketball. As inexperienced as the Wolves are, they’re ancient compared to the Thunder.

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-KAT is not in foul trouble, which is allowing him to do whatever he wants

-Edwards isn't getting pressured by the opposing team's defense anymore.

-OKC doesn't have any true centers, allowing KAT and Gobert to bully Thunder.

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The Kings didn't run that much pick and roll in the regular season but were 4th in the league in pick and roll efficiency because Fox/Sabonis is a nice combination.

But if the Warriors put Draymond on Fox and Looney (or Kuminga? https://twitter.com/anthonyVslater/status/1470931060733235201 ) guards Sabonis and switch it that could really throw a wrench into that action.

There's a reason Curry and Draymond are four time champions. They have a lot of answers to a lot of different riddles posed by various opponents.

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Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Playoffs of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

King James: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What… is your name?

King James: My name is King James of Whinealot.

Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?

King James: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: What… is your favourite colour?

King James: Blue.

Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.

King James: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

The Bearded One: That’s easy...

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I respect your commitment to the bit!

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Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Playoffs of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

The Bearded One: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I’m not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What… is your name?

The Bearded One: The Bearded One of The Beardlands.

Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?

The Bearded One: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: What… is the capital of America?

[pause]

The Bearded One: I don’t know that.

[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]

The Bearded One: Auuuuuuuugh!!!

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Bridgekeeper: Stop. What… is your name?

CP the 3rd: Sir Point God of The Sunslingers.

Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?

CP the 3rd: I seek the Grail.

Bridgekeeper: What… is your favourite colour?

CP the 3rd: Blue. No, yel…

[he is also thrown over the edge]

CP the 3rd: auuuuuuuugh!!!

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Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What… is your name?

The Petty King: It is I ‘Wardell the II’, King of the Dubs.

Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?

The Petty King: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: What… is the definition of an off-ball foul?

The Petty King: What do you mean? A take foul or a clear path foul?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that.

[he is thrown over]

Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh!!!

Sir Greenever: How do know so much about fouls?

The Petty King: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

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Would love to see this in Game of Zones.

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I like these better than the movie.

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[the Black Falcon continues to threaten Wardell despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]

Black Falcon: Right, I’ll do you for that!

The Petty King: You’ll what?

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Wolves up 95-78 after 3 quarters.

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SGA and Giddey are shooting terribly tonight. They shot pretty well against the Pels a couple of nights ago.

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KAT plays very well when he's not in foul trouble

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He plays incredibly when he’s not on defense

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Why is Kelenna at this game?

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Apr 15, 2023·edited Apr 15, 2023Liked by Daniel Hardee

Harrison Barnes: Not inviting Dray to his wedding, "I didn't take it personal".

Daniel Hardee: Prepare to see the best of Harrison Barnes! "And I took that personally".

Amazing Preview thanks TGBK 🙏🏽 Hope you've stocked up on your liquor and cigars of preference 😝

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Wolves up 57-47 against the Thunder at halftime. What are the odds that the Wolves choke the lead down the stretch?

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Apr 15, 2023Liked by Eric Apricot, Daniel Hardee

Hey! I got lost on my way over, but I finally found you guys! Seeing all of your names in the comment thread has me PUMPED.

On Barnes… he went from overrated to forgotten. He’s a solid 3-4th option on a championship squad, and he’s versatile enough to stay on the floor in just about any lineup configuration. We’re a little too hard on him because a) we tanked to get him, b) we started him as a rookie over Rush, Jefferson, and Draymond, and c) he was awful in his second Finals series. And while being replaced by Kevin freaking Durant might be a no-brainer, it doesn’t flatter Barnes. A Lexus looks pretty nice parked next to Toyotas and Fords, but it becomes a humble commuter when a Maserati rolls by.

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Nice to see a familiar face! Always enjoyed reading your comments over at the old spot.

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Whoaaaa AMAZING! THE LEGEND IS HERE

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Harrison 'The Black Ford Falcon' Barnes

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😂

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Apr 15, 2023·edited Apr 15, 2023

Welcome! At the other place, I was BlueGoldMcCaw or something like that after starting out as hairball.

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Thanks! I don’t think we’ve met, but I’ve known a lot of these cats for years… I even gave Apricot my cable password one year so he could try to access my league pass (shhhh). It’s nice to meet you G&B.

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I need help, ladies and gentlemen

I need someone to stand beside me

I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life

Someone I can pass to

Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go

And not end up in the popcorn machine

So cheerleaders, help me out

{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}

Basketball Jonez, we got a Basketball Jonez

We got a Basketball Jonez, oh baby, oo-oo-oooooooo….

Welcome back, dude! LGW!!!

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I remember you now! Thanks!

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So when do we get the story of your oddessy from there to here?!

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I’m sure the saga will slowly reveal itself. I’m notorious for oversharing.

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