Warriors open preseason by stomping the Blazers, let's overreact!

Surely, Lucy won't pull the ball away again, go ahead Charlie Brown, boot it!!

I absolutely love this roster already. After living in the slums for so long that it felt like home, the Golden State Warriors have met some hardship. Veterans retired, Kevin Durant bailed because he just wanted to, and Klay Thompson sustained some pain that reverberated in the hearts of Dub Nation across the globe.

And yet here they are.