Post-game memory wipe #4: Zen, I say, Zen
These koans will dunk on your head
This is the first time we’ve needed a Zen wipe thread all year.
Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.
This seems oddly familiar. Have we been here before? Must be something I ate.
What's written on the stone 10,000 meters deep in the ocean?
While dunking, you're riding a buffalo. How?
“Throw it down, big beast, throw it down.”
Q: Looking in a well, a man without shadow is dribbling. Why?
A: (the sound of getting destroyed on the road with a late night flight to Chicago winter still to go)
If those Zen Koans didn’t work, just remember GSW is 30-11 which is better than everyone would have predicted in preseason.