This is the first time we’ve needed a Zen wipe thread all year.

Please look directly into the light. It will simplify things immensely.

This seems oddly familiar. Have we been here before? Must be something I ate.

13.

What's written on the stone 10,000 meters deep in the ocean? 

“Steph Better”

14.

While dunking, you're riding a buffalo. How? 

“Throw it down, big beast, throw it down.”

15.

Q: Looking in a well, a man without shadow is dribbling. Why? 

A: (the sound of getting destroyed on the road with a late night flight to Chicago winter still to go)

Finally

If those Zen Koans didn’t work, just remember GSW is 30-11 which is better than everyone would have predicted in preseason.