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Sooooo... It was a good game to miss then?

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Looking at Wiggins highlights, I was not happy with his playstyle in terms of his shot selection/less off ball movement and passing. He was efficient, but not his playstyle was not making me happy as it seemed to be a reversion to his Timberwolves days.

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Best sequence of the game was CryBrook being denied three times in same possession (@10:28-ish in 4th quarter). That led him to act out later on and getting ejected.

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Even in a game like this Harden is somehow still the most unwatchable thing on the court. Literally can't stand how that man plays basketball.

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Kerr putting min restrictions on players he thinks are going to be vital next year ? Marquises, loony , Green all had 18 mins

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Why did Chris only play 18 min ?

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Top players:

Rockets:

Covington: (+31)

20 points 7/13 FGs 5/10 three pointers 1/1 FT

5 rebounds (1 off.) 1 assist 4 blocks

Harden: (+32, 2nd place)

29 points 6/16 FGs 3/12 three pointers 14/15 FTs

3 rebounds 10 assists 1 turnover 3 steals 2 blocks

Westbrook: (+18, 2nd place)

21 points 10/20 FGs 1/2 three pointers

5 rebounds (2 off.) 10 assists 4 turnovers 1 steal

Jeff Green: (+19, 3rd place)

17 points 6/8 FGs 4/5 three pointers 1/2 FTs

4 rebounds (1 off.) 2 turnovers 1 steal

Tucker: (+10, 3rd place)

15 points 5/6 FGs 5/5 three pointers

5 rebounds (1 off.) 1 assist 1 turnover

Honorable mention:

McLemore: (+27)

9 points 3/4 FGs 3/4 three pointers

3 rebounds (1 off.) 1 assist 1 steal

Warriors:

Wiggins: (-19)

22 points 10/17 FGs 2/4 three pointers

3 rebounds (2 off.) 1 turnover 1 steal 2 blocks

Paschall: (-22)

12 points 5/8 FGs 1/1 three pointer 1/1 FT

7 rebounds (5 off.) 2 assists 5 turnovers 1 block

Toscano-Anderson: (-12, 3rd place)

10 points 5/9 FGs 0/2 three pointers

7 rebounds (2 off.) 4 assists 2 turnovers 2 steals 1 block

Bowman: (-13)

8 points 4/9 FGs 0/3 three pointers 0/1 FT

5 rebounds (2 off.) 1 assist 3 turnovers 2 steals 3 blocks

Honorable mention:

Poole: (-26)

19 points 7/15 FGs 3/10 three pointers 2/3 FTs

4 rebounds (1 off.) 2 assists 3 turnovers 1 steal

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Final stats:

Rockets:

51.7% shooting (45/87 FGs)

25/49 three pointers

20/22 FTs

36 rebounds (8 off.)

30 assists

15 turnovers

13 steals

7 blocks

Warriors:

48.4% shooting (44/91 FGs)

7/33 three pointers

10/12 FTs

43 rebounds (15 off.)

25 assists

23 turnovers

10 steals

8 blocks

Points in paint:

Rockets: 36

Warriors: 60

Fastbreak points:

Rockets: 20

Warriors: 25

Points off turnovers:

Rockets: 31

Warriors: 17

Bench points:

Rockets: 39

Warriors: 37

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Top players:

1: Wiggins

2: Paschall

3: Toscano-Anderson, Bowman

HM: Poole

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Westbrook now has 13 Ts for this season.

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By the way, I'm going to laugh so hard if this RWB technical ends up costing him a game, costing HOU playoff position, costing them more...

I mean, losing your cool while blowing out the Santa Cruz Warriors

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Man, I thought they had a chance before this game, lol

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wow, turns out Ky Bowman has one very specific elite NBA skill: blocking Russell Westbrook layups.

Okay... a scuffle... and Westbrook stands at the Warriors bench jawing with Klay and Wiggins. Body language of the Warriors suggests it was not entirely welcome banter. In related news, RWB is ejected.

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we got spoiled with players who could make shots

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Remember the days when we usually had 100 after 3 quarters?

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Rockets: 35/69, 21/40 threes, 18/20 FTs

Warriors: 33/64, 5/23 threes, 6/7 FTs

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This has been an entirely unpleasant basketball watching experience, from beginning to end

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5 turnovers for Paschall tonight.

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That was a really ugly half of basketball. Some defense would be a good start.

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Warriors -42 from 3, lolol. Actually -47 if you count Harden’s five FTS off of foul-baiting from 3.

+25 otherwise, though! ;-P

Remember when these choking frontrunning losers missed 27 straight threes against us, with a Finals appearance theirs for the taking? Haha!

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Halftime stats:

Rockets:

52.2% shooting (24/46 FGs)

15/26 three pointers

9/10 FTs

16 rebounds (4 off.)

18 assists

6 turnovers

Warriors:

50.0% shooting (22/44 FGs)

1/14 three pointers

5/5 FTs

22 rebounds (5 off.)

13 assists

11 turnovers

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I... think the Rockets MAY have had this date circled on the calendar, haha.

Morey relying on that obscure NBA rule that if you beat a team by over 75 points, it counts as winning a playoff series against them. He's drafting the memo right now

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It's gonna be thrilling when the Rockets eventually punch themselves out and start relaxing and the Dubs slice the lead to under twenty

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Tucker: 5/5 threes

Covington: 2/4

House Jr.: 2/3

Green, McLemore, Westbrook: 1/1

Harden: 2/5

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Rockets going off on threes. Warriors still ice cold beyond the arc.

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Ruh roh

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Feb 21, 2020Liked by punk basketball

Rockets: 12/24, 8/12 threes, 6/7 FTs, 1 turnover

Warriors: 8/19, 0/6 threes, 1/1 FT, 7 turnovers

Rockets are kicking our butts so hard right now.

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Are Warriors playing a zone against a 5 out offense?

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This game is getting real unwatchable real fast... I'm gonna need to see some Smiley ASAP

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reggie miller doesn't know what "case in point" means

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Steph Curry returning may make the offense more watchable, but it ain't fixing this atrocious defense.

I think the Warriors record is still secure even when Curry gets back.

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Rockets 7/10 threes. Warriors 0/6.

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Feb 21, 2020Liked by punk basketball

If you want to endear yourself to Warriors fans go ahead and play hard nosed basketball, take smart shots, try on defense, and make the occasional wide open three, earn yourself a contract then completely WOOF it the rest of the way Damion Lee.

F*ck this shit! It's my annual Matrix viewing one man party and I'm gonna get started on Reloaded early

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Rockets don't want to lose again after what we did to them last Christmas.

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Ws best shot might be to post up Wiggins and Paschall.

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Feb 21, 2020Liked by punk basketball

Ws shity defense against a team that loves to jack it up from deep. Welp

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Man Rockets like our championship this year. As long as we beat them every game I'm fine with tanking out the rest

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Yeah, Rockets weren't gonna come out with a hangover again after the last game and after All-star break lol

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Wish I had the Warriors feed. This stupid as game is gonna go to OT

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Rockets roster looks so weird without Capela in their starting lineup.

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burks forgot he was trying to win games now

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That was an awful miss by Burks

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Rockets shoulda given Chriss a look before we picked him up this past off-season.

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Hawks beat Heat, Trae with 50/8. Atl now 3 games behind/ahead of dubs

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