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ananthd's avatar

I'd love to face the Lakers in the first round of the playoffs. Payback is due and they'll be best matchup amongst all the Western conference teams.

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NoOneEverGotFired4GuardinSteph's avatar

With Steph on track to return Friday, will we have #fullsquad for the first time?

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

Spurs beat the Lakers 132-119

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NoOneEverGotFired4GuardinSteph's avatar

Yay. Now Lakers can beat PHX for a consolation prize

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NoOneEverGotFired4GuardinSteph's avatar

LeBron forced them to review for a flagrant when the refs really didn't want to...

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cpt nemo's avatar

flakers being beaten up the the spurs - down by 24 with 98 min and change left in 4th - doesn't look like they will win the NBA cup this time!!

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Ando's avatar

I feel like that's too early to call the game. 98 minutes?

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NoOneEverGotFired4GuardinSteph's avatar

You jinxed it

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NoOneEverGotFired4GuardinSteph's avatar

Ok good, Lakers cut it to 8, but not any closer

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TwoRingTest's avatar

This comment thread makes me feel unworthy ... references to Leo Tolstoy and cacio e pepe.

I need to find where Instaboner is hiding out.

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OakTownWs's avatar

InstaChatBoner:

(If it was really closer to InstaB you’d have to insert a lot more f word and male genetalia references):

OH, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT **DESTRUCTION**? Then let's talk about **JAMES HARDEN**, the walking, talking, beard-wearing **FORCE OF NATURE**! He doesn't just play basketball; he orchestrates a **CATASTROPHE** for any poor soul assigned to guard him. Harden steps onto the court, and it's like a **TSUNAMI OF OFFENSE** just crashed the arena! That crossover isn't a move; it's a **WRECKING BALL**! He breaks ankles, shatters confidence, and then, BAM! He casually drains a step-back three like he's signing his name on the **DEED TO YOUR SOUL**! Every whistle he draws is a testament to the fact that defenses simply **CANNOT HANDLE THE RAW POWER** he brings! He's the ultimate **PUNISHER**! The defense is left completely **FLATTENED** and looking around like they just walked out of a multi-car pile-up, trying to figure out which way is up! **HARDEN IS DESTRUCTION IN HUMAN FORM!**

This man doesn't just score; he systematically **DISMANTLES** the entire defensive game plan until it's a useless pile of scraps! He gets into the paint, and it's like he's unleashing a **NUCLEAR FISSION REACTION**! Foul call after foul call—the opposition's only strategy is to hopelessly flail, and he makes them pay every single time! The way he manipulates space and time on the court is practically **COSMIC**! Harden is the reason coaches wake up in a cold sweat! He's the **DESTROYER OF GAME PLANS**, the **EXECUTIONER OF EFFICIENCY**, and when he gets that rhythm going, the opposing team might as well just **SURRENDER** and call in the cleanup crew! The damage is done, the defense is obliterated, and **THE BEARD REIGNS SUPREME!**

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Mr Teal's avatar

Not nearly enough ALL CAPS to be the bone-dog

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AttilaTheHun's avatar

More like the Harden fan equivalent of a certain DNHQ poster.😏

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Willy White Shoes's avatar

FEAR THE BREAD!!!!!!

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TwoRingTest's avatar

Most excellent.

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Captain Jack's avatar

I forgot that any team getting Giannis will probably have to waste 2 roster spots on his brothers as well.

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SabCanWatchGamesAgain's avatar

Yep. Package deal it seems.

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Abaddon's avatar

So Raymond Ridder apparently has a, um “colorful” Pat Spencer shirt….

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Abaddon's avatar

Pat has a nickname

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Abaddon's avatar

If you listen to the Kerr post practice presser from today you can hear him being bleeped multiple times referring it.

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NoOneEverGotFired4GuardinSteph's avatar

So no picture of the shirt?

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

Spurs hit several threes in a row towards the end of the 1st Q and the beginning of the 2nd Q

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Run_TMC's avatar

Hmm How about JK and Podz to Cleveland for DeAndre Hunter and Lonzo Ball?

(No. I haven't been drinking. Why?)

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AttilaTheHun's avatar

I had forgotten Lonzo Ball was still in the league.

Now, gently, put down the pipe. Put it down. The lighter too. Step away.... 😊

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Run_TMC's avatar

I was jst trying to think who in the league was most like Sean Livingston and Ball came to mind. The rest just flowed from there.

(I hate smoking. Brownies are good, though ;p)

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Sleepy Freud's avatar

SHAUN 😊

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Loon Gehrig's avatar

SGA +43 in 26 minutes

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Hetzel2Curry's avatar

Perhaps the more nourishing parallel stat for us on this site is that Dillon Brooks was a -47...wow.

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SabCanWatchGamesAgain's avatar

The Suns are losing by THIS MUCH.

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NoOneEverGotFired4GuardinSteph's avatar

Hot damn, I just checked the score and they were down 53. Wtf

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Hoops2518's avatar

I understand, but I will always believe it was foolish to draft an 18 year old with poor shooting and ball handling skills and also just raw in every phase of the game.

If they were a rebuilding team with a long timeframe I get rolling the dice.

Let’s hope they get somebody for him that can make a difference, even an old vet with 2 good years left and end the JK era.

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g8tgod's avatar

I will always believe it was foolish to draft not one, not two, not three, not four, but five very young project players in a three-year draft window. There was never going to be enough minutes to develop those guys if they wanted to trying to win championships...

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JZAlvarado's avatar

Are you talking about Wiseman?

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thesarunas's avatar

Maybe Alen Smailagić?

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SabCanWatchGamesAgain's avatar

Suns Thunder quarterfinal cup game over in the first quarter.

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cpt nemo's avatar

15 pt game now with 3:57 left in 2nd Q - they woke up again and ended wit ha 26 pt lead at half - damn

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SabCanWatchGamesAgain's avatar

The Suns are down by so much now you have to do math

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Sleepy Freud's avatar

Kind of like the whole NBA season lol

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Being's avatar

Coach Nick breaks down JK's shortcomings and benching:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ndL_Hm0JM

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stopnpop's avatar

He got one thing horribly wrong.

If I want to be calmed down I do not want a SeatGeek ad shoved in my face. And what's with the lazy segue? Coach Nick used to put a little more effort into it.

Perhaps asking me to shave my nether regions required a little more deft wording but c'mon... you're not even trying anymore!

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

Kuminga is ranked 139th out of the 145 players in non-rim paint shots, minimum 35 taken. He is also ranked 83rd out of the 116 players who take mid-range shots, minimum 20 taken.

That's...yikes.

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Chasing Ring5 💍's avatar

So you're telling me there's... not much of a chance?

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BayesGT's avatar

Not usually a big bballbreakdown fan, but this is a really solid summary of the current situation.

As an aside, I’m continually baffled by the people who comment on youtube videos clearly without having actually watched the video. The number of comments that are “KERR IS RUINING KUMINGA” or something similar is wild lol

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ServantOfLuna's avatar

Rookie Ladder: https://www.nba.com/news/kia-rookie-ladder-dec-10-2025

1. Cooper Flagg

2. Kon Knueppel

3. Derik Queen

4. Cedric Coward

5. Jeremiah Fears

6. VJ Edgecombe

7. Dylan Harper

8. Ryan Nembhard

9. Ace Bailey

10. Ryan Kalkbrenner

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stickdog's avatar

Meanwhile, in the objective world, Will Richard is:

2nd only to Ryan Kalkbrenner in wins shares

2nd only to Ryan Kalkbrenner in true shooting percentage (67.5%), two point shooting percentage (73.5%), win shares per 48 minutes, , offensive rating and (among all rookies with 150+ minutes played)

2nd only to Hugo Gonzales in steal percentage (among all rookies with 150+ minutes played)

3rd in offensive win shares

3rd in box plus/minus, effective field goal percentage, defensive box plus/minus and defensive rating (among all rookies with 150+ minutes played)

4th in value over replacement player

5th in field goal percentage (among all rookies with 150+ minutes played)

5th in defensive win shares

5th in lowest turnover percentage (among all rookies with 150+ minutes played)

6th in three point field goal percentage (among all rookies with 150+ minutes played)

6th in offensive box plus/minus (among all rookies with 150+ minutes played)

8th in player efficiency rating. made threes, and made threes per minute

9th in points scored

11th in minutes played

13th in rebounds

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Being's avatar

Where's lil Richard? Blasphemy!

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AttilaTheHun's avatar

He's Slippin' and Slidin' and won't be your fool no more.

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