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The video Guifus shared brought tears. If Loon is happy I will be too just not this morning.

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Unexpected Developments From Within The Warrior Organization That Don't Require Free Agents Under What is Effectively a Hard Cap or Draft Fortune to Yield Benefit, All Occurring Right Now In The Offseason, Developments That We Aren't Aware of Because They Are Happening In Private, But We Will All Pretend We Knew About Later, When The Warriors Have Won Four Straight Championships, Vol 1:

-- Quinten Post is in specialized training sessions to become stronger, have quicker feet

-- Podz is practicing mid-range and outside shooting with Steve Kerr, and Kerr has privately said, "He's now a better shot than I ever was."

-- Draymond is in day 48 at a silent retreat/meditation/outside-shooting camp and will not get a single tech for the rest of his career, and hit a very respectable 38% from three

-- Gui Santos is in Brazil practicing 14 hours daily with Oscar Schmidt, who has privately said, "He's now a better all-around scorer than I ever was. I could never get the hang of the thing."

-- Jonathan Kuminga is working out with that shot doctor that Eric interviewed, who has privately said, "His form now looks like if you blended Klay's and Steph's, only much more accurate."

-- The children of Steph and Jimmy B. have been hanging out together all summer, building strong bonds, which has freed the parents up to enjoy themselves and feel ten years younger, and therefore play that way

-- Moses Moody has been bitten by a radioactive spider and gained its proportionate strength, agility, and court awareness

-- Pat Spencer has finally realized that off-season lacrosse workouts are not helping his game and has committed to trying to practice basketball for the first time in his life

-- Gary Payton II has realized that his career percentages from the field and from three are better than his father's were. Emboldened by this knowledge, he is changing his name so that he will be known for his own exploits, and not live in anyone's shadow. He will legally now be known as Jerry West II.

-- The Warriors are acquiring Damian Lillard and the medical team that did the pioneering work on Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Man: "Damian Lillard: a man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s second bionic man…Damian Lillard will be that man. We can make him better than he was before Better…Stronger…Faster... Able to play defense.”

-- Trayce Jackson-Davis has been very busy, learning from scratch how to knit, crochet, quilt, pass, shoot, and play team defense

Kevin Knox and Taran Armstrong have introduced themselves to management and to the team and been granted free practice jerseys, which each of them has sold on EBay, leading to greater financial security and therefore better play.

-- Buddy Hield is hanging out somewhere and having a good time.

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