Postgame party thread: the time is now old man!

Second timeline? More like "the timeline is now!"

That right there is why you watch all the games! The Golden State Warriors were extremely short-handed, but couldn’t miss tonight! They knocked off the Cleveland Cavaliers and will fly home as a bunch of winners. You just absolutely love to see it!

I’ve got to get dinner on the table. But WOW!! WHAT A WIN!!

Luna, give us those stats!

Professor, give us so…