Post-game: Warriors blow it at the buzzer, OKC ruins Steph’s return game
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Post-game: Warriors blow it at the buzzer, OKC ruins Steph’s return game
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I would like to audition for head coach of the Golden State Warriors. I have specific plans. 1. Cory Joseph will not play except for garbage time or if the rest of the team is injured. 2. Klay Thompson is benched immediately and must earn his minutes from off the bench. 3. Moses Moody will start in his place. 4. In Draymond Green's absence, Jonathan Kuminga will start. 5. If Andrew Wiggins can retain his improved shooting, he will start over Kuminga. Otherwise Kuminga will start. 6. Both Kuminga and Moody will, regardless of starting position, play 25+ minutes. 7. Crunch time minutes will be allocated on the basis of who is playing well, not who is oldest. 8. I will install new schemes on offense. I can't tell you what those are, as that would make my secrets open. Suffice it to say that my offensive coach hire would be Eric Apricot. 9. We will foul immediately when up three with less than ten seconds on the clock. 10. Steph Curry will continue to be a focus of our attack. 11. I will discuss openly in post game interviews the mistakes I made in any game. 12. I will not play lineups of three small guards. Only two on the floor ever of Steph CP GPII Podz. 13. I will give TJD a lot of space to earn more minutes. I need to see more. 14. I will play Podz as much as Kerr is, off the bench. 15. I will run more Saric-Steph two man game. The most fluid scoring small and the most fluid big should be working together, not being ships in the night. 16. The standard split cut with no energy is hereby shelved for a while. Opponents are no longer upset and seem ready to take care of it. 17. They hype man who screams during timeouts will be fired, I hate that shit.
Thank you for the opportunity to interview with your team. Please let me know by Tuesday if possible, I am weighing other offers. 18. No kiss or other cams. Don't make me explain how cringe this is.