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Mar 28·edited Mar 28

Just feel compelled to point out that, while Wiggins might say "I'm really good at midrange jumpers" he is in fact very bad at midrange jumpers (36% career, 31% 2024 from 10-16, 35% career, 39% 2024, from 16-3P)

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We gonna be championship

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Holy hell, Franz Wagner is shooting a disgusting 29% from 3pt land this season. That means we'll dare him to shoot it tonight and he'll go 5-9.

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Magic post-ASB stats:

Offense:

21 in points scored (107.8)

11 in points in paint (51.5)

28 in fastbreak points (11.3)

16 in offensive efficiency

6 in shooting % !!!!!!!!!! (49.7%)

11 in three point % (36.8%)

14 in off. rebounding % (28.0%)

1 in def. rebounding % !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (77.0%)

1 in total rebounding % !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (52.9%)

2 in opponent blocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (3.9)

23 in opponent steals (8.1)

26 in assists (24.2)

28 in turnovers (15.8)

Defense:

2 in points allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (101.6)

4 in opponent points in paint!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (44.1)

23 in opponent fastbreak points (16.1)

1 in defensive efficiency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 in opponent shooting % !!!! (46.3%)

13 in opponent three point % (35.5%)

15 in blocks (5.1)

8 in steals!!!!!! (8.0)

2 in opponent assists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (23.8)

4 in opponent turnovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (14.7)

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Magic stats:

Offense:

26 in points scored (110.8)

8 in points in paint!!!!!! (52.3)

24 in fastbreak points (12.7)

23 in offensive efficiency

13 in shooting % (47.8%)

23 in three point % (35.3%)

13 in two point % (55.1%)

6 in off. rebound % !!!!!!!!! (25.8%)

2 in def. rebound % !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (78.2%)

4 in total rebound % !!!!!!!!!!!!! (51.7%)

7 in opponent blocks!!!!!!! (4.6)

24 in opponent steals (8.1)

26 in assists (24.7)

24 in turnovers (14.9)

Defense:

3 in points allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (108.8)

8 in opponent points in paint!!!!!! (47.6)

18 in opponent fastbreak points (14.5)

2 in defensive efficiency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 in opponent shooting % (47.4%)

7 in opponent three point % !!!!!!!! (35.6%)

18 in opponent two point % (54.8%)

13 in blocks (5.2)

4 in steals!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8.1)

1 in opponent assists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (23.9)

2 in opponent turnovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (15.0)

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Mar 27Liked by Eric Apricot

"You were in an OG inverted pick and roll with a WiG-17?!"

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Mar 27Liked by Eric Apricot

I like the part where they won the game and we won one E1P. 👏🏿

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https://twitter.com/anthonyVslater/status/1773040700612854147

Jonathan Kuminga and Trayce Jackson-Davis are questionable tonight for the Warriors in Orlando. Right knee soreness for TJD, left knee soreness for Kuminga.

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I'm going to give Podz a big fat F for his celebration skills

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Mar 27·edited Mar 27

Glad to see a good shooting game from Klay, but with Miami missing Butler, Herro, and Love (edit: and Robinson), it was like going up against their bench unit. He's been shooting much better in that role this year.

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Mar 27Liked by Eric Apricot

There’s no I in celebrayshun!

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Mar 27Liked by Eric Apricot

I love how Draymond's passing created a "gravity" of its own in that scenario. He is a basketball artiste, especially when paired with the elite shooting of Steph and Klay.

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Mar 27·edited Mar 27Liked by Eric Apricot

Raise the Roofe.

And, not many E1P's where I'm laughing 30 seconds in .... nice!

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Mar 27Liked by Eric Apricot

Great stuff, Eric. Thanks for the laugh; medicine, these grim, testy, days....lol

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