Well, this Rooting Guide is somewhat obsolete because everyone on every team in the playoffs got injured, but just for completeness, here it is.
Dub Nation Speaks
Goofus (15 ♡):
Congratulations to Chris Paul and the Suns. At the same time, f*ck Chris Paul.
Captain Jack (8 ♡):
It's more like Layoff Rondo now.
alv66 (7 ♡):
Honestly Paul and Beverly were made…




